August 13, 2009
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Federal Government Finds the Answer
August 13
Blue-dog Democrats working to put together a medical reform bill palatable to the tea-bagging wing of the Republican party today announced a breakthrough of historic proportions.
A cornerstone of the compromise will be a stipulation that local health officials will provide - at no charge - federally funded generic crystal meth to any American citizen who requests it.
The announcement was met with applause by Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and town-hall goers alike.
A Senate aide stated, on condition of anonymity, that “I think it’s safe to say we’ve seen the end of yelling, screaming, writhing-on-the-floor, foaming-at-the-mouth opposition to health-care reform we've become familiar with in the past few weeks.”
Comments (4)
lol.
It could be worse. I _could_ be channelling Bill Clinton.
Oh jeez. I accidently deleted your comment. SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
titus_bigglesworth's accidentally deleted comment:
I think that's a good compromise that most Republicans could agree with. Jerry Falwell died in 2007 so it's going to take a lot to get him applauding again.
ryc, I have to get peace signs from the Internet so they're not regular vector shapes like the 'OM' and 'Yin Yang' so I try to refine the edges and sometimes they end up worse. I'm still learning.
The skinny peace signs are the most difficult to get looking right.
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